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Bumblebee [TFA] ([personal profile] heelys) wrote2016-05-30 11:03 am

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"Hey! I'm not here right now because I'm probably doing something awesome but leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get bored enough!"

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harderfasterwrecker: (Shh let us keep it ambiguous)

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[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
yeah and i never smacked a prisoner in my custody around

the kit in the black case

and the open clock with the weird looking metal bits

if you get it

i wont beat you with your own limbs
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harderfasterwrecker: (I am not capable of many faces)

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[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-17 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl is bored, and is basically staring up at the medbay ceiling until he sees Bee and then he tips his helm and he watches like a creepy lamp from the other side of the room.]

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[ The lamp is watching.]
harderfasterwrecker: (someone go get an adult)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl cannot wait, he has been bored. Come here. He crosses his rotors and glares across the room. Angry lamp.]
harderfasterwrecker: (after this you'll need a therapist.)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl makes a sound that's closer to a mechanized trill than anything else and happily takes the packet of tools in claw. He looks at it probably the same way someone would look at a child and unrolls it, counting every thing to make sure it's in place almost obsessively before settling.

Finally after a very long moment Whirl acknowledges Bee.
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....You aren't the worst.

[ In Whirl, it's almost a thank you.]
harderfasterwrecker: (Pinch your horn)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-18 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I never stop bugging people. It's part of my charm.

[Said in the most deadpan way imaginable. He looks over at Bee for a moment like he's judging something but then continues on prodding at his tools. He folds out the smaller part of his claw to put one back into place that was moved by moving the kit, and then he gives something of a full body shrug, mini claw reaching over and pulling the tool out he actually had intended to go for before he was distracted by one being out of place.

He uses the other claw to pick up the piece he'd been working on, checking it for any sudden glass.
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You look terrible.

[He says this without actually looking at Bee.]
harderfasterwrecker: (#getwrecked)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-18 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[He turns one of the cogs over in his claws, and then his optic narrows. Tourbillons were not exactly meant to be made by claws, which meant that often times he sat there staring at it instead of actually working on it, and then went back to trying the more digital varieties. At least then when he failed it didn't make his spark twist. It just was irritating. But for the moment he's not feeling terribly awful, only bored and itching to do something, and if he's holding the pieces he can at least pretend he's actually going to make some headway in turning the bits of metal into something beautiful.

He is still looking intently at the small piece when he starts talking again.
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You got time, Bee. Got plenty of it.

[He looks down with his optic without ever actually changing the placement of his helm.]

There's probably nothing you can do and people better made for cleaning, so scrap it all and recharge.
harderfasterwrecker: (Hey. Hey. Hey.)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-18 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl actually turns his helm to look at the kid.

...And then looks at the room when Bee looks down like he's trying to see if there is a better person for this. There has to be. Ratchet? Tailgate? Rodimus? Rung should just pop out of the floor or through dimensions to save him from this. That's what he's supposed to do, right? A more adulty adult.

Whirl looks back down at him and vents dramatically.
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Not that I care, but let me guess. Got all that pesky conscience stuff acting up?

[He picks up the tool he'd normally be using, mostly because he's being watched and so he should probably at least make an attempt to look like he's actually going to do something.]

It's loads easier if you just tell that little voice to go frag itself.
harderfasterwrecker: (well open heart surgery cant be that har)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-20 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl notices where a screw is loose, and actually changes out tools to fix it, using one smaller pincer to pick up the new tool while the other sets down the first. It would bother him if he left it like that. The entire point of his claw rotates in its well as he tightens the screw in place. He is actually listening, as much as it looks like he isn't. If anything, listening is why he's actually doing something, anything to appear uninterested.]

War's over where I'm from, too. It doesn't mean scrap. There are always people fighting, and there's always people making things worse. It's just the way it is. Universe is ugly, Bee. It just is. The sooner you learn that, sooner you can recharge.

[He's somehow unsurprised that the scraplet hadn't offlined anything before now. He's known mechs who onlined with more of a sense of the way things worked than this brat. Ugh. Where is literally anyone else to deal with this. Riptide's all mushy. Can't he take care of this? He vents, dramatically, and then points at Bee with a screwdriver that is ridiculously small compared to Whirl himself. It's no wonder he has to use the smaller claws to even try to hold it.]

Look. They were shooting at you, right? They wouldn't have stopped until everyone on this slagheap was grey or dead or so fulla holes nothing would've done a thing. T'me, it's an easy answer, there.
harderfasterwrecker: (...so good life choices?)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-21 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whirl goes back to poking at the piece in his hands, and then turns it over to check the other screws as Bee talks. And then Whirl catches on to what Bee is saying and oh. Well. That explains why he's hearing about this and not Riptide. Ah. Okay.

Right.

Jeeze. Organics are gross. They're still in his plating. ]


Do you want me to tell it like it is or do you want me to lie to you.

[A beat.]

Cause the truth is, protecting life or protecting anything means something loses. People make the hard calls and people die. There's no good guys in this stuff. Never is. The good guys end up dead, or they end up not being not so good anymore.
harderfasterwrecker: (Shh let us keep it ambiguous)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-07-25 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl is still checking the screws, each one of them takes a full moment of his attention, making sure it's even and level and tightened. One thing wrong can mess with the whole aesthetic and function, and then where are you? When Bee speaks again, Whirl makes a sound that's probably more like a crackle than anything else, but it's a laugh.]

Now you're getting the picture.

[Whirl sounds surprisingly calm as he continues.]

I thought you couldn't be as dumb as you looked.
harderfasterwrecker: (someone go get an adult)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-08-02 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope.

[That answer is immediate.]

Things never stop. Why would they?

[He pauses, and then points at Bee with the screwdriver again.]

There are just periods of things sucking less in between periods of the universe being a horrible place.

[There's a beat, and then Whirl taps him on the helm with the end of it.]

But you're not dead. So, there is that. Things could always be worse.
harderfasterwrecker: (you know that is just uncanny)

[personal profile] harderfasterwrecker 2016-08-02 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whirl vents, and there's another one of those crackling half laughs.]

Do you want me to lie to you?

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